Petr’s Halloween Chameleon Nightmares

You all know me well. I am a bad boy. I shout on people because of chameleons. There's one day or better to say one night in a year when I can do it legally LOL. So I do. I have compiled the most frequent shouts of myself as they represent also the most frequent mistake in Chamaeleon husbandry and added some explanations. Enjoy! And a scary Halloween to all of you!!!